every christmas movie
- middle aged man: christmas is stupid, santa doesnt exist, i work on christmas eve.
- little boy of middle aged man's girlfriend: no santa is real
- santa: *falls from sky and ends up in middle aged man's care"
- little boy: thats santa
- middle aged man: no hes a mall santa shut up you dumb fuck
- santa: YOU MUST DELIVER THE PRESENTS I AM ILL
- middle aged man: wtf ok i believe now
We both wear the pants in this relationship. One leg each, we waddle around in unison. It’s beautiful, in a way.